there are approximately 7 billion people in the world and yet I still don’t get invited to any birthday parties
there are millions of starving kids in africa and miley cyrus has 15 chapstick egg things
did you seriously take the time to count exactly how many chapstick eggs she had before making this post?
counting isn’t actually as difficult and time-consuming as you would imagine
guys are so terrifying like they will really date a girl as a joke or make bets in their friend groups on who can fuck a girl first or take her virginity and that’s so scary this is a joke to them
Having had this done to me the fact that they laugh and joke about it as if it doesn’t matter really grinds my gears